Fashion or what they call fashion.

Oh, darling, let’s dive into the utterly captivating world of fashion, shall we? After all, what’s more important than obsessing over clothing that may or may not bankrupt us in the process?

First and foremost, let’s address the unspoken rule of fashion: the more absurd and impractical the item, the more runway-worthy it is. Who needs to be able to walk comfortably when you can don a pair of stiletto heels that make you look like a baby giraffe attempting its first steps? You’re practically doing a public service by providing amusement to onlookers as you teeter down the street.

And speaking of shoes, let’s not forget about the notorious “Dad Sneaker” trend. Yes, because nothing says “I’m fashion-forward” like strapping a pair of orthopedic-looking monstrosities to your feet and pretending they’re haute couture. It’s the fashion equivalent of ordering a salad and a diet soda with a side of fries.

Now, let’s discuss the magic of “distressed” clothing. Who could resist paying a premium for jeans that have been artfully shredded, torn, and generally mutilated to resemble the aftermath of a badger attack? It’s as if we’ve collectively decided that paying more for less fabric is the epitome of high fashion.

And let’s not forget the audacious price tags attached to designer items. Why settle for a mere kidney when you can offer up your entire bodily organ collection just to carry a handbag with a designer label? I mean, who wouldn’t want to wear their life savings on their arm like a badge of honor?

Oh, and don’t get me started on fashion weeks and runway shows. The industry’s way of saying, “Hey, you normal people, feast your eyes on these ensembles you’ll never afford or wear in real life!” It’s a fantastic display of clothing that’s perfect for attending galas, diplomatic summits, and intergalactic space parties—because why be practical?

Lastly, we mustn’t forget the undeniable allure of fashion influencers on social media. They’re the modern-day philosophers of our time, providing invaluable insights like “Mixing prints is daring!” or “Layering is the new black!” Truly groundbreaking stuff.

So there you have it, fashionistas of the world: indulge in all the bizarre, wallet-draining, and occasionally impractical trends that the fashion industry throws your way. Remember, sarcasm aside, fashion should be fun and expressive, so don’t be afraid to wear what makes you feel fantastic, no matter what the critics say! 💁‍♀️💄👠🕺💅👗