Oh joy, time for my annual expedition into the abyss of my makeup, jewelry, and nail polish collection. Seriously, if this were a reality show, it’d be called “Hoarders: Beauty Edition.”
As I dig through the layers of lipsticks, eyeshadow palettes, and god knows what else, I can’t help but wonder if I’ll find Jimmy Hoffa buried in here. And let’s not even talk about the state of my nail polish collection – half of them are probably older than I am.
But hey, who needs Marie Kondo when you have me, the ultimate beauty organizer extraordinaire? It’s like a treasure hunt, only the treasure is buried under layers of glitter and expired mascara.
After what feels like an eternity, I emerge victorious, with my vanity looking like a shrine to Sephora. Every lipstick in its place, every necklace untangled, and every nail polish standing proudly in its row, even if half of them are shades I’ll never wear again.
Now, let’s see how long this lasts before it descends back into chaos. But for now, let’s bask in the glow of my organized beauty empire. Cue the angels singing and the dramatic slow-mo shots.
Fabulously Fabulous 
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