Let’s dive into the wild ride that is 2024, where the internet decides your favorite memes, and the world pretends it’s still not living in a sci-fi movie. First up, apparently humans are trying to compete with plants now, and you’re not cool unless you’ve got a new gadget that breathes for you. That’s right, oxygen is now for amateurs!
Speaking of technology, AI has become everyone’s favorite scapegoat for dumb decisions, from burnt toast to weird internet searches. This year, your digital assistant might just sass you right back if you forget to say please.
Fashion takes an even weirder turn in 2024, with neon zebra print making a questionable comeback and socks with sandals no longer just for dads. It’s a brave new world out there, where fashion sense has become an oxymoron.
Don’t even get me started on the latest food trends. In a desperate attempt to sound fancy, people are putting avocado on everything, including dessert. Your morning coffee comes with a side of existential crisis and a name you can’t pronounce.
And let’s talk about 2024’s obsession with the color purple—it’s in everything from cars to toasters. The only time you don’t want to see purple is when your boss gives you a new task and you suddenly realize you have no idea how to do it.
The biggest news? Streaming services now offer a package that combines all your favorite shows with a side of existential dread. So, grab your purple slippers, your breathing gadget, and your avocado-infused coffee, and let’s navigate this mess called 2024!
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