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Day 3
Ugh, being sick sucks big time. Here I am, stuck in bed for what feels like an eternity, with only my tissue box and remote control for company. Oh joy, another day of feeling like a zombie. But hey, at least I’ve got my trusty Blue Bloods marathon to keep…
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Day Two of the Plague: A Funny Saga of Pain and Procrastination
So, here I am, on day two of what feels like a vacation to the seventh circle of hell. My body has decided to stage a mutiny, and I’m left here feeling like I’ve been hit by a truck driven by a vindictive flu virus. You know you’re in for…
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Sick
Oh, joy of joys, the universe has decided to grace me with the gift of sickness. Because apparently, having a to-do list longer than Santa’s naughty list and a brood of children to wrangle isn’t enough excitement for one day. Here I am, folks, the master juggler of household chaos,…
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Ah, The Weather
Ugh, let me vent about the constant weather rollercoaster we endure in Texas. Seriously, Mother Nature needs to make up her mind. One day it’s hotter than the devil’s armpit, and I’m sweating through my shirt faster than I can say “air conditioning.” The next day, I’m shivering like a…
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Inflation
Let me tell you about this inflation nonsense and the never-ending game of financial whack-a-mole I’m stuck playing. It’s like a cosmic prank where the punchline is me drowning in bills while some fat cat CEO laughs all the way to the bank. So here I am, busting my ass…
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The Great Escape
Today, I embarked on a daring quest for sanity, armed only with my sister and a thirst for caffeine. We braved the treacherous aisles of Target, navigating past the unsuspecting masses of fellow shoppers with the grace of seasoned warriors…or at least that’s what we liked to think. With Starbucks…
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Teenagers, I Swear
Ugh, teenagers. Just when you think they’re finally starting to get it, they go and pull a stunt like this. So, picture this: I’m minding my own business, trying to get through another mind-numbing day of work when I get a call from the school. Apparently, my darling 13-year-old daughter…
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Oh Universe, You’re Funny
Ever had one of those days when you’re so laser-focused on getting stuff done that the universe decides to throw a colossal curveball your way just to see how well you handle it? Yeah, well, welcome to my world, where chaos reigns supreme, and Murphy’s Law is the only law…
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Animal Lover
So, you’re an animal lover, huh? Welcome to the club, where the cuddles are unconditional and the cuteness knows no bounds. But let’s address the elephant in the room (no pun intended): people who mistreat animals. Seriously, what’s up with that? It’s like they have a heart made of stone…
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