quirky
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Happy Birthday To Me
Well, here I am, 37 years old. Another trip around the sun, and, shocker, I’m still here. Honestly, I didn’t think I’d make it this far, but here I am, living to see another day. Can’t say I’m not grateful for it, though. I spent today the way any normal,…
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Familiar Face
So, let me tell you about the “joys” of having a face that apparently belongs on a billboard. It’s like being a walking, talking doppelgänger for everyone and their grandma’s second cousin twice removed. Every time I step out the door, it’s like I’m entering a minefield of people who…
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The Chaos I Call Life
In the chaotic circus I call life, some of us wield multitasking like a superhero skill, while others stumble through the chaos with a clumsy grace. Then there are those of us who don a cape, a messy bun, and a perpetually exhausted smile as we navigate the treacherous waters…
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Symphony of Chaos: Raising Three Girls and the Art of Juggling Sanity
In the grand theater of parenthood, I find myself cast as the lead in a drama titled “The Stressful Symphony: Raising Teenagers and a Tiny Tornado.” This heartwarming tale features three leading ladies – my 15-year-old drama queen, the 13-year-old master of eye-rolls, and the pint-sized 5-year-old whirlwind. Together, they…
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Unveiling the Cosmic Conspiracy: The Untold Story of Alien Disco Dance-offs
Hold onto your sequined hats, dear readers, because I’m about to unveil a cosmic revelation that will make your wildest dreams seem as mundane as a slice of unbuttered toast. Brace yourselves for the untold story of Alien Disco Dance-offs – the extraterrestrial rumpus that’s been happening right under our…
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Time, There’s Never Enough
Oh, you know, just casually trying to defy the laws of time and space on a daily basis. I’ve reached that point where I’m convinced the universe is playing a cosmic prank on me, constantly reminding me that there are simply not enough hours in the day. But hey, who…
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Welcome To 2024
Well, would you look at that – it’s officially 2024! Time to break out the imaginary confetti and usher in the new year like it owes us some cosmic refund for the drama of the past. Here I am, standing on the threshold of this supposedly magical era, ready to…
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Gratitude
Ah, gratitude – that warm and fuzzy feeling that makes you want to burst into song or write a heartfelt thank-you note to everyone who’s ever crossed your path. But let’s not get too sentimental; after all, we’re diving into the importance of being thankful for the people in your…
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Ah, Sleep Deprivation!
Ah, the glamorous life of a 35-year-old wonder woman with a cape made of to-do lists and a perpetual coffee stain on her superhero costume. Imagine waking up every morning to the sweet symphony of chaos orchestrated by your adorable little minions, who seem to have a natural talent for…
Fabulously Fabulous 