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Busting My Ass
You know what’s fun? Working yourself into an early grave just so you can have a brief moment of joy before the universe slaps you back into reality. That’s been my life lately—busting my ass, grinding away, and making sure all my responsibilities are handled like the overachieving, sleep-deprived queen…
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Oh Sleep, Where Art Thou
Lately, sleep and I have been on pretty terrible terms. Like, we’re talking full-on breakup status. I’m out here busting my butt, running around, doing a million things every day, and what do I get in return? Maybe four hours of trash sleep that does absolutely nothing for me. I…
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Teenagers, I Swear
Ugh, teenagers. Just when you think they’re finally starting to get it, they go and pull a stunt like this. So, picture this: I’m minding my own business, trying to get through another mind-numbing day of work when I get a call from the school. Apparently, my darling 13-year-old daughter…
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Familiar Face
So, let me tell you about the “joys” of having a face that apparently belongs on a billboard. It’s like being a walking, talking doppelgänger for everyone and their grandma’s second cousin twice removed. Every time I step out the door, it’s like I’m entering a minefield of people who…
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Great Night
So, let me tell you about the night I spent with my delightful teenage daughter, age 15. Brace yourself for a rollercoaster of sarcasm, rudeness, and hilarity, because that’s just how our evening went down. Picture this: I walk into her room, fully prepared to have a serious heart-to-heart about…
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Exciting Things To Come
Well, well, well, look who’s ready to kick some ass and take names this year! Yeah, that’s right, it’s yours truly, gearing up for the ride of a lifetime after surviving what felt like a never-ending nightmare of a year. But hey, I’m still standing, stronger and sassier than ever,…
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The Chaos I Call Life
In the chaotic circus I call life, some of us wield multitasking like a superhero skill, while others stumble through the chaos with a clumsy grace. Then there are those of us who don a cape, a messy bun, and a perpetually exhausted smile as we navigate the treacherous waters…
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Get Your Own Dream
Ah, the wonders of the subconscious mind – my favorite late-night entertainer, showcasing the greatest hits of dreams! So, you know you’re living the dream when your ex becomes a recurring character, stealing the spotlight in your nightly mental cinema. It’s like winning the lottery, but instead of cash, you…
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Symphony of Chaos: Raising Three Girls and the Art of Juggling Sanity
In the grand theater of parenthood, I find myself cast as the lead in a drama titled “The Stressful Symphony: Raising Teenagers and a Tiny Tornado.” This heartwarming tale features three leading ladies – my 15-year-old drama queen, the 13-year-old master of eye-rolls, and the pint-sized 5-year-old whirlwind. Together, they…
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Having A Clean House
In the chaotic ballet of life, where the responsibilities of a 35-year-old woman blend seamlessly with the joys and challenges of raising three spirited daughters aged 15, 13, and 5, the concept of a clean and organized house might seem like a distant utopia. However, as I’ve discovered amidst the…
Fabulously Fabulous 