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Everyone Should Be A Little Spoiled
In the grand tapestry of life, where responsibilities weave a complex pattern and the daily grind can sometimes feel like a relentless whirlwind, there exists a beacon of self-indulgence, a practice that I wholeheartedly embrace – the art of spoiling oneself. As a staunch advocate of the “treat yourself” philosophy,…
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Time, There’s Never Enough
Oh, you know, just casually trying to defy the laws of time and space on a daily basis. I’ve reached that point where I’m convinced the universe is playing a cosmic prank on me, constantly reminding me that there are simply not enough hours in the day. But hey, who…
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Welcome To 2024
Well, would you look at that – it’s officially 2024! Time to break out the imaginary confetti and usher in the new year like it owes us some cosmic refund for the drama of the past. Here I am, standing on the threshold of this supposedly magical era, ready to…
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Finding Humor
Oh, darling, let’s talk about the fine art of finding humor in everything because, let’s face it, life is just one big cosmic joke, and we’re all desperately trying to figure out the punchline. So, here I am, a 35-year-old woman navigating this absurd carnival called life. Because, really, who…
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A Sarcastic Take On Communication
Oh, you know, the secret to mastering communication skills for relationship building is practically rocket science. It’s not like you can just, I don’t know, talk to people and stuff. But hey, let’s make it complicated. Firstly, forget eye contact. Staring intensely into someone’s soul is overrated. Instead, focus on…
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Let’s Get Festive
Ah, the holidays—a time of year when we all pretend to love fruitcake and enthusiastically exchange gifts we didn’t want in the first place. It’s the season of excessive decorations, questionable fashion choices (looking at you, ugly Christmas sweaters), and enough glitter to make a unicorn jealous. Let’s delve into…
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The Importance Of Communication.
Communication is like the unsung hero of relationships – it’s always there, working behind the scenes, yet we seldom acknowledge its crucial role until something goes awry. So, here’s a journey into the labyrinth of human connections, where words, both spoken and unspoken, weave the intricate tapestry of our lives.…
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Dealing With A Man Child
Navigating the intricacies of dealing with a grown man who seems to have mastered the art of adulting as much as a toddler is a unique challenge. Enter the ex-boyfriend, a real maestro in the symphony of immaturity. Picture this: a grown man-child, equipped with the emotional intelligence of a…
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Ah, Sleep Deprivation!
Ah, the glamorous life of a 35-year-old wonder woman with a cape made of to-do lists and a perpetual coffee stain on her superhero costume. Imagine waking up every morning to the sweet symphony of chaos orchestrated by your adorable little minions, who seem to have a natural talent for…
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