sick
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Why Not
Well, folks, it looks like the saga of the mystery flu has finally come to an end—at least for me. After spending an entire week feeling like I was one sneeze away from meeting my maker, I’ve finally clawed my way back to the land of the living. Cue the…
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Getting Shit Done
I can’t believe it, folks. I finally feel somewhat human again after what seems like an eternity of being held hostage by this mystery cold-flu hybrid from hell. For days, my body was a battlefield and my sinuses were trying to drown me in my own mucus. I was starting…
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A Little Relief
I’m finally feeling a smidgen of relief from this godforsaken cold I’ve been dealing with. Seriously, it’s like my body decided to host a mucus factory and I’ve been the sole, unwilling participant in a week-long snot extravaganza. For days, I felt like I was drowning in my own snot…
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Still Sick
Oh, the joys of being human and susceptible to a damn cold. Can we just talk about the sheer ridiculousness of it all? Stuffy nose and runny nose at the same time. What the actual hell is that about? It’s like my body can’t decide if it wants to suffocate…
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Can’t Catch A Break
I cannot express enough how much I absolutely despise the weather in Texas. Seriously, it’s like living in a goddamn meteorological rollercoaster, except there’s no fun and definitely no cotton candy at the end. One day it’s 90 degrees and I’m sweating like a sinner in church, and the next…
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Glimmer Of Hope
Hey folks, gather round for a tale of woe and triumph – well, maybe just woe followed by a glimmer of hope. So, picture this: I’ve been knocked on my butt for what feels like an eternity. Yup, the last couple of days have been a one-way ticket to the…
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Day 3
Ugh, being sick sucks big time. Here I am, stuck in bed for what feels like an eternity, with only my tissue box and remote control for company. Oh joy, another day of feeling like a zombie. But hey, at least I’ve got my trusty Blue Bloods marathon to keep…
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Day Two of the Plague: A Funny Saga of Pain and Procrastination
So, here I am, on day two of what feels like a vacation to the seventh circle of hell. My body has decided to stage a mutiny, and I’m left here feeling like I’ve been hit by a truck driven by a vindictive flu virus. You know you’re in for…
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Sick
Oh, joy of joys, the universe has decided to grace me with the gift of sickness. Because apparently, having a to-do list longer than Santa’s naughty list and a brood of children to wrangle isn’t enough excitement for one day. Here I am, folks, the master juggler of household chaos,…
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The Glamorous Life of an Ailment Aficionado: A Sarcastic Odyssey Through Sickness
Ah, the sweet symphony of sneezes and the tender caress of a scratchy throat – who wouldn’t want to be part of this glamorous sick club? I mean, who needs a thriving social life, unimpeded productivity, or the ability to breathe through both nostrils when you can bask in the…
Fabulously Fabulous 