thoughts
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Organizing My Beauty Collection
Oh joy, time for my annual expedition into the abyss of my makeup, jewelry, and nail polish collection. Seriously, if this were a reality show, it’d be called “Hoarders: Beauty Edition.” As I dig through the layers of lipsticks, eyeshadow palettes, and god knows what else, I can’t help but…
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Awake, Not By Choice
Ugh, I swear, sometimes I feel like I could sleep for a year straight and still wake up tired. Last night was supposed to be different though. I hit the pillow like a professional pillow-hitter, ready to catch some Z’s like a boss. And just as I’m finally drifting off…
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Strange Noise
Ah, the sweet embrace of deep sleep, where dreams weave their enchanting tales, and the worries of the waking world fade into obscurity. There’s nothing quite like sinking into the plush pillows, wrapping yourself in the warm cocoon of blankets, and surrendering to the blissful oblivion of slumber. But oh,…
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Still Under The Weather
So, I’ve been feeling a bit under the weather lately, but you know what they say: nothing a few warm showers and a good binge-watch session can’t fix! As I’ve been cozied up in my blanket fort, I’ve been diving deep into the world of “Blue Bloods,” and let me…
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Jamming The Chores Away
So, picture this: I come home after a long day of adulting, only to be greeted by three freaking loads of laundry and two monstrous piles of dishes staring back at me like they own the place. Oh joy, just what I needed after a day of dealing with Karen…
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Glimmer Of Hope
Hey folks, gather round for a tale of woe and triumph – well, maybe just woe followed by a glimmer of hope. So, picture this: I’ve been knocked on my butt for what feels like an eternity. Yup, the last couple of days have been a one-way ticket to the…
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Day 3
Ugh, being sick sucks big time. Here I am, stuck in bed for what feels like an eternity, with only my tissue box and remote control for company. Oh joy, another day of feeling like a zombie. But hey, at least I’ve got my trusty Blue Bloods marathon to keep…
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Sick
Oh, joy of joys, the universe has decided to grace me with the gift of sickness. Because apparently, having a to-do list longer than Santa’s naughty list and a brood of children to wrangle isn’t enough excitement for one day. Here I am, folks, the master juggler of household chaos,…
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Ah, The Weather
Ugh, let me vent about the constant weather rollercoaster we endure in Texas. Seriously, Mother Nature needs to make up her mind. One day it’s hotter than the devil’s armpit, and I’m sweating through my shirt faster than I can say “air conditioning.” The next day, I’m shivering like a…
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Teenagers, I Swear
Ugh, teenagers. Just when you think they’re finally starting to get it, they go and pull a stunt like this. So, picture this: I’m minding my own business, trying to get through another mind-numbing day of work when I get a call from the school. Apparently, my darling 13-year-old daughter…
Fabulously Fabulous 